Post by thecleaninglady on Jan 19, 2007 22:04:50 GMT -5
A king size waterbed holds enough water
to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and
run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200
adults in a crowded restaurant.
You should not throw baseballs up when
the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling
fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up
a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan
can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (even double-pane)
doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words
"uh oh", it's already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke,lots of it.
Certain Lego's will pass through the
digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.
Play dough and microwave should not
be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in
a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even
though TV commercials show they do.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on;
plastic toys do not like ovens.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not
make earthworms dizzy.
It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
80% of Women will pass this on to almost all
of their friends, with or without kids.
80% of Men who read this will try
mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and
run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.
A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200
adults in a crowded restaurant.
You should not throw baseballs up when
the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling
fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up
a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan
can hit a baseball a long way.
The glass in windows (even double-pane)
doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.
When you hear the toilet flush and the words
"uh oh", it's already too late.
Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke,lots of it.
Certain Lego's will pass through the
digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.
Play dough and microwave should not
be used in the same sentence.
Super glue is forever.
No matter how much Jell-O you put in
a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.
Pool filters do not like Jell-O.
VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even
though TV commercials show they do.
Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.
Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.
You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.
Always look in the oven before you turn it on;
plastic toys do not like ovens.
The spin cycle on the washing machine does not
make earthworms dizzy.
It will, however, make cats dizzy.
Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.
80% of Women will pass this on to almost all
of their friends, with or without kids.
80% of Men who read this will try
mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.
