Post by thecleaninglady on Dec 10, 2006 20:40:17 GMT -5
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50
chance of getting something right there's a
90% probability you'll get it wrong.
If you lined up all the cars in the world
end to end, someone would be stupid
enough to try to pass them, five or six
at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
The things that come to those who wait
will be the things left by those who got there first.
Flashlight: a case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50
chance of getting something right there's a
90% probability you'll get it wrong.
If you lined up all the cars in the world
end to end, someone would be stupid
enough to try to pass them, five or six
at a time, on a hill, in the fog.
The things that come to those who wait
will be the things left by those who got there first.
Flashlight: a case for holding dead batteries.
The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of
12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
