Post by truthbetold on Oct 21, 2006 7:09:04 GMT -5
A woman answers the door to a market researcher.
"Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Do you use it at all in your household?"
"Oh, yes, all the time.It's very good for cuts, grazes, and burns."
Do you use it for anything else?"
"Like what?"
"Ahem..err..well...during..ahem..sex?"
"Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom door knob to keep my husband out!"
"Good morning madam, I'm doing some research for Vaseline.
Do you use it at all in your household?"
"Oh, yes, all the time.It's very good for cuts, grazes, and burns."
Do you use it for anything else?"
"Like what?"
"Ahem..err..well...during..ahem..sex?"
"Oh, of course. Yes, I smear it on the bedroom door knob to keep my husband out!"
