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Post by thecleaninglady on Aug 21, 2006 7:25:24 GMT -5
Liquor manufacturers have accepted the Government's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all varieties of alcohol:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your bra and panties. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers, resulting in you getting your a$$ kicked. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may Mack you tink you kan tpye reel gode.
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Post by Truth on Aug 21, 2006 11:02:46 GMT -5
Oh, I'm not guilty of any of those!
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