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Post by power2 on Aug 3, 2006 12:16:35 GMT -5
PRAYER'S - Before I lay me down to sleep
FEMALE PRAYER:
Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One who's handsome, smart and strong, One who loves to listen long, One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks. I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more. Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend. Amen.
MALE PRAYER:
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and bass boat.
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Post by Truth on Aug 3, 2006 20:47:02 GMT -5
PRAYER'S - Before I lay me down to sleep MALE PRAYER: I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and bass boat. Ah yes...I remember that prayer well. I guess its why I'm an athiest now.
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