Post by awizard on Jul 13, 2006 20:38:07 GMT -5
1) You lose arguments with inanimate objects.
2) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Job interferes with your drinking
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
6)The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7) Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
8) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case....coincidence???---I think not!
9) 2 hands and one mouth...now that's a drinking problem.
10) "Norm!" is what they say when you enter a bar.
2) You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.
3) Job interferes with your drinking
4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.
5) Career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.
6)The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.
7) Sincerely believe alcohol to be the elusive 5th food group.
8) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case....coincidence???---I think not!
9) 2 hands and one mouth...now that's a drinking problem.
10) "Norm!" is what they say when you enter a bar.
