Post by awizard on Jul 7, 2006 22:17:37 GMT -5
GOT BEER! ! !
Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub for a drink. His wife starts complaining you never take me anywhere anymore. After hours of complaining the husband agrees to take his wife to the pub. They sit down at a table and the husband gets up to go get drinks for him and his wife.
While he was gone a man walks up to Joe's wife and tells her he wants to turn her upside down fill her with beer and drink her dry. Joe's wife exclaims, you sick pervert get out of my sight."
Joe returned and his wife told him to go kick that guy's azz.
Joe said, "No way you mess with a guy who can drink that much beer."
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~~~~~~ WARM AND MOIST ~~~~~~
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry; I can't sell you this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy this.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see the cat. The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUTLADY: Hmmmmm. It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
____________________________________________________~~~~~~ MID-LIFE CRISES ~~~~~~
Q: Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A: They stay stuck in adolescence.
~~~~~~~HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE~~~~~~~
;D
KEEP SMILIN'
Joe tells his wife he is heading out to the pub for a drink. His wife starts complaining you never take me anywhere anymore. After hours of complaining the husband agrees to take his wife to the pub. They sit down at a table and the husband gets up to go get drinks for him and his wife.
While he was gone a man walks up to Joe's wife and tells her he wants to turn her upside down fill her with beer and drink her dry. Joe's wife exclaims, you sick pervert get out of my sight."
Joe returned and his wife told him to go kick that guy's azz.
Joe said, "No way you mess with a guy who can drink that much beer."
____________________________________________________
~~~~~~ WARM AND MOIST ~~~~~~
MAN: I'd like to buy some dog food.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a dog?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well... where is he?
MAN: He's at home.
CHECKOUT LADY: I'm sorry; I can't sell you this dog food to you unless I see the dog. Store policy. The next day the man returns.
MAN: I'd like to buy this.
CHECKOUT LADY: Do you have a cat?
MAN: Yes.
CHECKOUT LADY: Well...where is he?
MAN: He's at home!
CHECKOUT LADY: Sorry, I can't sell this cat food to you unless I see the cat. The next day the man returns.
CHECKOUT LADY: What's in the sack?
MAN: Put your hand inside.
CHECKOUTLADY: Hmmmmm. It's warm and moist! What is it?
MAN: I would like to buy some toilet paper.
____________________________________________________~~~~~~ MID-LIFE CRISES ~~~~~~
Q: Why don't men have mid-life crises?
A: They stay stuck in adolescence.
~~~~~~~HAVE A GREAT DAY EVERYONE~~~~~~~
;D KEEP SMILIN'