Post by awizard on Jul 6, 2006 19:43:23 GMT -5
You tried your best and you failed miserably. the lesson is 'never try' (Homer Simpson)
Good girls go to heaven, but bad girls go everywhere(Mae West)
I never forget a face but in your case I'll make an exception.
(Groucho Marx)
Is sex dirty? Only if it's done right. (Woody Allen)
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
(Goerge Burns)
Never give a sucker an even break.
Rarely is the question asked: is our children learning?
Goerge W bush)
The more I see men, the more i like dogs. (Jeanne-Marie Roland)
What would men be without women?
Scarce, sir, mighty scarce. (Mark Twain)
BEST BUT NOT THE LEAST:
Work is the curse of the drinking class.
;D