Post by awizard on Jul 5, 2006 0:56:59 GMT -5
"DON'T GET ME MAD"
Don't get me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
"HOLY LOTTERY"
One day Moishe went to the doctor and the doctor said that he had 10 days to 2 weeks to live. Moishe said ,"Doctor I've done good things all my life. All I ever wanted was to win the lottery just once!" The Doctor said, Sorry Moishe, you're going to die." So Moishe went to his church and prayed. He said," god, all I ever wanted was to win the lottery. just once.The ceiling opened up and a light shined down upon Moishe and a deep booming voice said, "Moishe, try buying a ticket."
