Post by Captain Oswego on Jul 19, 2006 13:16:57 GMT -5
At 10;12 PM last night, police were called to an east side address to investigate a call about a mugging.
The police interrogated the victim, who happened to be a turtle. He stated that he was hungry and was going out for something to eat. While crossing the back yard, he was ambushed by five slugs
When the turtle was asked if he could give any info or ID about the attackers, he replied: "I'm sorry, I can't. It all happened so fast."
The police interrogated the victim, who happened to be a turtle. He stated that he was hungry and was going out for something to eat. While crossing the back yard, he was ambushed by five slugs
When the turtle was asked if he could give any info or ID about the attackers, he replied: "I'm sorry, I can't. It all happened so fast."
