Post by anonymous on Dec 11, 2007 14:48:55 GMT -5
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is
a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He
has been checking her out since he sat down, but
lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the
air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.
"I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me
pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the theater followed by
drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and
she listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to her place for a nightcap and
stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast
with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and
totally impressed. Everything had been SO
incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman.
Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies. . . . .
(....get ready for this....)
"You just happened to catch my eye."
a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He
has been checking her out since he sat down, but
lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes
flying out of its socket toward the man.
He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the
air, and hands it back.
"Oh my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops
her eye back in place.
"I'm sure that must have embarrassed you so let me
pay for your dinner to make it up to you," she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and
afterwards they go to the theater followed by
drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her
deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and
she listens.
After paying for everything, she asks him if he
would like to come to her place for a nightcap and
stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful, wonderful time.
The next morning, she cooks a gourmet breakfast
with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and
totally impressed. Everything had been SO
incredible!
"You know," he said, "you are the perfect woman.
Are you this nice to every guy you meet? "
"No," she replies. . . . .
(....get ready for this....)
"You just happened to catch my eye."