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Post by littlet on Aug 12, 2007 6:16:49 GMT -5
A guy stood over his tee shot for what seemed an eternity, looking up, looking down, measuring the distance, figuring the wind direction and speed. Generally, he was driving his partner nuts. Finally his exasperated partner says, "What the heck is taking so long? Hit the ball!" The guy answers, "My wife is up there watching me from the clubhouse. I want to make this a perfect shot." His partner ponders this for a moment, and then replies: "Forget it man, you don`t stand a snowball`s chance in hell of hitting her from here!"
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Post by The Glider on Aug 12, 2007 8:32:27 GMT -5
Hi littlet,
Good to see you back.
Did you hear what happened to me yesterday?
I went to the army and navy store to buy a camouflage hunting suit, but I couldn't find any. ;D
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Post by littlet on Aug 14, 2007 17:07:55 GMT -5
Mine wouldn't fit you, this much I'm sure of. LOL
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Post by Glider on Aug 14, 2007 18:59:00 GMT -5
Hi littlet,
I love your dry humor. lol And I look forward to your jokes.
Sometimes I wonder if anybody found the dry humor in my last joke or did it go right over their heads into right field.
"I went to the army and navy store to buy a cammy hunting outfit. I looked all over but I didn't find any, they were so well camouflaged you couldn't see them."
Oy veh, no more jokes from me. (till next time) The Glider
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Post by Truth on Aug 14, 2007 20:27:08 GMT -5
Actually, I got the joke. Got anymore? This place could use a few more laughs. edit: by the way, I'm trying that bookmark thing on this thread. I'll see if it works.
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